Um.... Wtf?
Where did you get your texting license?
English this time?
Poor navigation there, buddy?
Are you driving and texting? Cause your kinda bad at one of them...
You know... Phones have a feature to change font size... So your fat thumbs dont get in the way
Detours are great, but you shouldnt take ALL of them.
Me no speak no freaky deaky dutch
Solid effort, let's try that again, but comprehensible this time.
Have you been drinking? Can you walk in a straight line for me?
Okay... Put the phone down... Please.
Um... Yeah, I agree, totally...
And I thought <b>I</b> was bad at the English language...
If there was a medal for coherency... I don't think you'd win it, tbh...